Deepen the locked liquidity floor. Atomically. Forever.
One transaction: half your donation swaps to WETH, both halves enter the permanently locked Uniswap position, and the fold-in happens in the same breath — nothing can divert it. Contract 0x5925…445F (verified; ownerless; holds nothing between transactions). Prefer destroying supply instead? Burn portal. Very large donations can revert by design (price-guard) — split and retry.